Dear Jokester: Seeing as how zombies are basically rotting flesh on the move and things tend to fall off at inopportune moments...Even if you were able to some how get him 'ready'.. I wouldn't. Graves
Dear
Azreal, in the movie Van Helsing (with the ubber sexy Hugh Jackman) how
did the baby vampire thing work? I mean there were thousands of them,
from one bride alone, did that mean a lot of sex? Needing to know Jokester...
Azreal Answers: Jokester,
obiviously you have sex on the brain, and very twisted kinky sex at
that...distrubing...As for your question, I'd like you to refer back to
the can vampires have kids question. However, having seen Van Helsing,
I'm going to say they procreated like bats...which I don't really want
to look up to explain...
Dear Jokester; congrats .. you did it.. you grossed me out. Ew. Graves
I've heard the term ghouls, used into reference
to zombie like creatures, but...I'm a bit confused...what's the
difference between ghouls and zombies? Token
Dear Token: A
ghoul is a creature that feeds off the dead. they are not dead
themselves, although some stories claim they are. They are creatures
who live in cemetaries and dig up the recently dead to eat them.
Zombies are the dead who have been raised from their graves and
returned to a temporary existance...Graves
Who would be best to sacrifice to the zombies, to slow them down? Jokester.
Azreal Answers: George W. Bush..
Dear Jokester; Zombies don't give a shit... just toss them the person nearest to you and run faster then those behind you. Graves
If zombies are slow, stupid, off balance and shambling, then how come they can tear people limb from limb? Tootles
Dear Tootles; Not
ALL zombies are that way. In the earlier movies, yes they were slow
stupid and shambling, like all good zombies should be. But in the newer
ones they tend to be very fast. Regardless, even the slow, stupid
shambling zombies have the inate ability to catch hold of the much
faster humans and rip them apart for a variety of reasons. The
easiest way is sheer numbers; a group of zombies vs a single human.
Truthfully, though, the zombies biggest asset is fear. Humans see a
zombie and they freak.. Think about it ; you see a half rotten corpse
coming at you, you're going to freak big time and piss your pants. That
kind of fear fucks with your reaction time... you freeze up. Plus you
just don;t have the strength to break free if they grab you. Sure, if
you were strong enough you could probably rip their arms off or
something along that line, assuming they were decomposed enough,,, but
in the end, they can hurt you, but you can't hurt them. Very hard to
fight off someone that you can't hurt, and very hard to fight when
you're being hurt... and thus "RIIIPPP!... zombie wins. Graves
What is, in your opinion, the best Zombie movie? Mrs.Rabbit
Dear Mrs. Rabbit; Obviously
you are not a fan, either of myself nor of Zombies in partiucular, or
you would already know the answer to this. THE best Zombie movie EVER
is, hands down, Romero's classic "Night Of The Living Dead' ... in the
orginal black and white... the technocolor redo fucking sucks. Comedy
wise though, i'd have to go with 'Shaun of the Dead'. If you haven't
seen them.. go now. Fuck.. go watch them now anyhow. Graves
Overall, what is the best weapon against zombies, just so I can be prepared when the times comes? BooBop
Dear Boobop; I personally
prefer my machete, but most people don't like to get that up close and
personal. I suggest you find a gun that you're comfortable handling and
can shoot well enough. No use me telling you a certain kind of gun if
you get knocked on your ass every time you fire it, is there?
Basically, any gun will do as long as you can hit what you're aiming
at. If you can't, I suggest you find someone who CAN and shadow their
ass. Graves
Can you tell me what the difference between zombies and Voodoo Zombies? Gypsymoth
Azreal Answers:
Ooo...I
had to go to Mama Nettie to get the scoop on this one, very nice
Gypsymoth: First of all, this requires a brief history of Voodo. Vodun,
more popularly known as Voodoo, has been greatly misrepresented and
sensationalized particularly in Hollywood films, according to which its
followers practice bizarre rituals involving voodoo dolls and
cannibalism. ~ Graves cuts in ~
Yo
Gypsymoth... Azreal went bonkers and wrote a fuckin ESSAY to answer
your question, so I won't bother adding my two cents... I'll just give
you the link to the full and complete answer to your question.
http://huntersprey.bravehost.com/voodoozombies.html
For those of our readers who don;t care to know the answer, read on...
Dear
Azreal, cause I figure out of the two of you, you've read it...I was
reading Harry Potter and Half Blood Prince. Well, the creatures were
refered to in the books, the Inferi, you know the ones in the lakes.
Are they zombies? Ginger O'Rouke
Azreal Answers: Lucky
for you, I have read Half Blood Prince...and actually enjoyed it, so I
remember it...that and I happen to have a copy sitting on my shelf.
To
answer your question. Yus, Inferi are definitely Zombies. In reference:
Page 62/Scolastics hard back edtion: "They are corpses," Said
Dumbledore calmly. "Dead bodies that have been bewitched to do a Dark
Wizard's bidding..."
So in fact, yus, they are zombies. I particularly found it interesting that it was fire that they were most afraid of.
Dear Ginger; *snorts* Harry Potter...*rolls eyes**clears
throat* good call on asking Az...I would've just laughed at you. but
yeah... dead bodies animated to do someones bidding... thats a zombie. Graves
I
know this is for horror movies and things, but I also know the movie
Secret Window is considered horror, or well, maybe thriller, but I have
to ask some one. No one will give me an answer(or maybe I'm asking the
wrong people...) Was Mort Rainey and John Shooter really one person, or
were they two different people? Confused Tink
Azreal Answers; Well
that depends on if you want to get psychological about it or not, Ms.
Tink. In truth, John Shooter was in fact just a manifestation of Mort's
stress, frustration and aggression over the fact that his wife was
having an affair. The long and short of it is, a duel schizophrinic
personality. Mort spent the movie trying very hard to deny all of it.
In the end, he had a fucking break down and as a result, killed his ex
wife AND her boyfriend.
Yus,
certain questions were not answered very well, or at all. Like how he
got from the lake, to their house, torched, and got back to the lake.
or WHY he killed the dog(other then to get back at the bastard but
thats movies for you.
Also, try reading the short story by Stephen King. It's very enjoyable...cept for the end...
Was there a Dean Martin/Jerry Lewis movie that dealt with Zombies? Tootles
Azreal Answers;
yus, there WAS a movie that dealt with zombies, it was called Scared
Stiff and premiered in 1953 in black and white. And while the zombies
didnt' come into it until the second half, it was still an amusing
movie. Very worth renting for the brief ending cameo of Bing Crosby and
Bob Hope as skeltons at the end.
Was John Carpnter's Ghosts of Mars considered a Zombie movie? Tootles
Azreal Answers: Offical movie listings does list it as yus, a zombie movie.
What's the worst grossing Zombie movie in threaters ever? Undead
Azreal Answers:
Just because I was very curious to know myself, I went and found out. A
little known movie called Amercian Zombie, when grossed a total of
$3,126 and showed in ONE threater(estimate) and was released 3/28/08.
Is it any wonder no one's heard of this?! Of course, if you want to see
bad...go rent Zombie Strippers...
Which is better, an M16 or AK 47 or maybe a Colt 9mm SMG? I wanna be prepared you see... TheShadowThatIsAbby
Azreal Answers: I asked Nate...he says go with all three.
I
stand by my earlier comment concerning weapons... As long as you can
use it comfortably, hit what you're aiming at and not get knocked on
your ass by the recoil...Oh .. and have a shit load of ammo to go with
it...
